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I laughed almost the whole time. At times I even had tears in my eyes from laughing. What is unfavorable with everyone, this movie is freakin hilarious. It is a light hearted, slapstick, amusing Christmas family film. Some of the lines were so humorous that we composed quote them. Hopefully, people will read this review and give this movie a chance. It IS droll. If you are looking for a serious “It’s A Unbelievable Life” then ok this is not for you. But if you are looking to laugh at some of the Christmas cliches that we all know and worship this movie is for you! Some things in this movie are very comical but reach on…Christmas Vacation is a grand movie. I would wrong this with that movie! Relish!
If I study one more Christmas movie with cynical cheer and forced holiday warmth, I’m going to assume a camel and follow stars to the Middle-East. (And it’s not even Halloween!) “Surviving Christmas” is the latest of this noxious genre, a tepid feel-good movie with puny heart and no soul.
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Drew Latham (Ben Affleck) is a coldhearted exec, with too great money and a newly single location. But he decides to go home for the holidays and reexperience some holiday cheer — only to have the house’s owner (James Gandolfini) arrive out and whomp him with a shovel. It turns out that the house is now owned by a different family, the Valcos.
Undeterred, Drew decides to “rent” the dysfunctional Valco family and have the Normal Rockwell Christmas of his dreams. To the tune of a quarter-million bucks, the Valcos agree to let their home and family attend his every holiday whim — no matter how insane or bizarre.
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Admittedly, it does salvage comic at times — the notion of a heinous man-child inflicting his Christmas fantasies on an ordinary family is an silly one. Not to mention the view of them slowly being driven crazy by said fantasies — quarter-million or no quarter-million. And that kernel of laughable potential is what saves “Surviving Christmas” from being a total pain. It’s a trouble, but not a total one.
But many of the comedy scenarios are very forced; no one in this movie has a single reason to do what they do. The script can’t preserve itself contained for more than a few minutes before more holiday hijinks spill out like broken ornaments. Not to mention the abundance of Christmas sappiness, and a tepid romance. In a word, the whole thing is monumentally dumb, and stuffed with cliches like a shrimp turkey with too mighty stuffing.
The cast makes Ben Affleck has rarely been more unappealing than he is here — his entertaining grin and stiff acting may frighten tiny children. Applegate flounders unhappily as the token savor interest, since her character has no motivation and no chemitry. The rest of the cats is talented but unconnected: Gandolfini is fun but shallow, and always-wonderful Catherine O’Hara does as well-behaved a job as she can, but the abominable woman is drowning in a sea of sour treacle.
“Surviving Christmas” will only invent you want to survive the two hours before this brain-dead excuse for a comedy is over, and you can establish on those Charlie Brown Christmas specials.
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