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The Good:
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-Seagal continues to play the harder, harsher, more rude persona he began to narrate in Urban Justice. It works well for him. He’s more like an older, hard core John Wayne now; no more corny Arnold/James Bondesque one liners.
-Seagal gets some solid (intentional) laughs with some gargantuan dialogue. Example: “If I want any lip offa ya I’ll rip it off your f&#king face.”
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-Seagal is dubbing all of his dialogue again, always a superb thing.
-No doubling during the fight scenes.
-A decent number of fight scenes including some good Aikido.
-The camera actually stays serve and lets us study the fights. (This shrimp detail would itself immensely improve a mountainous many action films made today–death to the close-up shaky cam!)
The Bad:
-Seagal is again attempting to affect a bizarre accent.
-Not only does his accent advance and go like a Kansas wind, he only even attempts it when speaking to determined characters. The accomplish is very outlandish.
-Some of the fight scenes are sped up. Always poor.
-Too many gun fights, not enough hand-to-hand fighting.
-Really cheesy blue screens during dreadful car chases.
The Ugly:
-Seagal’s unfamiliar cotton candy hair at the wait on of his head.
-The naked tubby and monstrous tattoed girl (totally unnecessary-could have easily done without that) .
-Any and all dialogue concerning the size of Seagal’s Johnson (totally unnecessary-could have easily done without that) .
-Any and all scenes where papa Seagal makes care for to girls diagram more than half his age.
-The fact that Seagal’s ex could be his daughter, and that, realistically, his daughter in the movie should have been his grandkid.
Another gigantic movie recommended by Sid the Elf!
Have been a fan of Steven Segal since he’s been kicking but in the leisurely 80′s as slick Italian cop with attitude. This more novel movie takes a different direction with Segal’s trademark attitude, and it surprisingly works.
First thing I noticed about this movie is that Segal looks unpleasant! Looks like he’s been in a staunch poor accident and had tons of reconstructive surgery on his face. But alas, this imitation of Elvis’ noted I-Just-Died-On-The-Toilet bloated see is impartial time catching up with the actor. That and the frizzy hairpiece he’s now wearing.
The movie itself is classic Segal: snapping arms, blurring punches, and a scowl that level-headed scares. His most famous–if not most faded line–of `Let me ask you something,” is extinct more than 20 times in this movie. Count for yourself and perceive. We are also blessed with the guy most unlikely to bed a girl, as Segal snatches a girl from a bar. Putting on more than 50 pounds since his slimmer days, this gives us “average Joe’s” hope for an unlikely future. And we also study Segal’s tender side–a huge change from the wife-beater we all know–as he tries to be a kindly father to his daughter, despite being a degenerate gambler who owes too many people too distinguished money.
I was highly impressed with this movie, learning once again to trust Sid the Elf and their many reviews. Always a skeptic, I like to search for for myself. Contented I did. Segal peaceful has it, bloated-with-hairpiece or not!
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