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If you’re looking to win turned on, go fetch the current porn version of this film and study it the contrivance it was meant to be watched. The R-rated version of Pirates may be a itsy-bitsy sexy and have lots of T&A, but, in order to preserve their R rating, they have to slash out before any of the capable stuff happens.
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That being said, I highly recommend this movie to anyone with a slightly crooked sense of humor. The dialogue in the movie is idiotic…brilliantly idiotic. With lines such as:
“I smell something burning.”
“Probably your crotch from all the action you’ve been getting.”
You’ll definitely be laughing WITH the writers, not AT them.
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And yes, the acting is dreadful, but that also adds to the fun of this version. There’s a reason they are called Porn stars instead of actors: they can’t act. But the hilarious dialogue paired with the monotone or somewhat awkward delivery is priceless. And some of the stars do a really broad job of camping it up and making fun of their occupy poor acting. It makes me believe of something a group of drunk friends would act out to entertain a crowd. I was laughing all the plot through. I deem this one will be sizable to explain at my next party. Suitable times…
I rented this movie without a veil and I idea I was in for a Pirates of the Carribbean type adventure. I save the tape in my VCR when my entire family was wide awake roamimg the house. When I saw the Produced by Adam&Eve and Digital Playground credits, I immediately ejected the tape because I knew what I was in for. So I watched it at night and it was hilarious. The lead actor role cracked me up, I also really dig Jesse Jane and Evanna. Wow, I’m most definitely going for the 3-disc version which unfortunately Amazon doesn’t have.
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